When I was a nanny we had swear jars to keep me from cursing. (I know. I know. Stop judging.) I liked the concept but I always thought it would be better used to stop people from saying more uncomfortable phrases than “douche-nozzle” and “hell-biscuits.” That’s why I want to make my own swear jars and make my boyfriend use them ALL THE TIME.
I resent the fact that Max just said he’d make his own damn jars and they’d say stuff like “I’m tired” and “I don’t understand how that works” and “The oven is broken”. Mostly because the oven IS broken and I’m tired. I don’t understand how that works.